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The Social Networking Craze

Facebook. Twitter. That kinda thing.

Social networking has become quite popular (that’s an understatement, in case you didn’t catch that).

Millions of people use Social network websites, and most of those people obsess over their accounts. These people check their accounts a dozen-dozen times every DAY, and they post every little thing; ‘I’m feelin good right now how bout u?’… that kind of thing.

But facebook don’t work fer nothin’. It gets it’s money by… Yes! you got it! Selling your personal information (i.e., what ads you click on, what games you play, what friends you have, etc, etc).

Be careful what you put on your profile, what info you reveal, what you click on, what you play, ’cause you’re gonna get some ads emailed to you, and some pop-ups that try to sell you what you ‘tell’ facebook or twitter you’re interested in.

Also, don’t obsess over your social networking profile. Make sure you spend plenty of time off the computer and with your friends in person, and if possible, more time with them than online.

See ya soon,




Holy crow...
Holy crow...


The Week of LOLZ!

It’s the official Week of LOLZ! (It’s official ’cause I said it is.)

Get ready to act like a crazy teenager for a whole week!

In celebration of the Week of LOLZ, incorporate texting-talk into your everyday conversations (such as U instead of “you”, UR instead of ‘your’ or ‘you are’, BRB instead of be right back, and, of course, use LOLZ as much as possible.)

Also, use emoticons in EVERY e-mail you send! (Like ūüôā ¬†ūüėÄ ¬†ūüėČ ¬†ūüė¶ ¬†:d ¬†:0 ¬†, and ¬†:-). ¬†)

Enjoy The official Week of LOLZ! ¬†ūüėÄ ¬† (<–see what i mean?)


This just in; Samurai Monkeys have been spotted in the area!! And here’s an exclusive picture:

An ad, a fake ad, and a creepy thingy.

Star--wars watch.

Clash! Zap! Clang!




Fake Ad:






Creepy Thingy:


See ya!




New Video Game: “Shoot-‘Em-Up 3–Blood ‘n’ Guts”!

Hello again, faithful readers!

You know what?

Video games are awesome.

I love ’em.

I love playing them.

But nowadays the majority of V.G.’s are rated M for Mature. ¬†WHERE DID ALL THE AWESOME GAMES GO?!?

Personally, I think the best games are the ones made in the 2000/2006 year range.

Unfortunately, this un-kid-friendly stuff doesn’t stop at video games.

Comic books, for instance. ¬†Batman wasn’t full of really, really, really, really dark stuff until recently. ¬†If you want an example, take the Batman movie The Dark Knight.

Thankfully, not all games and comics are like these.

Now, don’t let me insult you. ¬†Maybe you like the things I’m talking about. ¬†I’m not saying they’re bad, I’m just saying they’re not all-ages. ¬†I’m not gonna like that too much, as I am 12.

Some kids play games they’re too young to play. ¬†Their parents have different views than others, different rules, different ideas of what this will cause. ¬†Maybe nothing, maybe a lot. ¬†Depends on the kid.

Just expressing my viewpoints, as this is something I think about a lot.

I’ll post soon! (comments more than welcome.)

See ya.



Love McDonald’s food?

Wanna eat it all the time?

Think twice before you do, because it can… no, make that will,¬†cause health problems.

It’s okay to eat it every once in a while (although, I prefer other places), but eating it for every meal can cause blood problems, kidney problems, and type 2¬†diabetes.

Most of the US population is overweight, and a lot of them are obese. ¬†Eating healthy is something a lot of people find hard to do. ¬†My advice; learn about cooking. ¬†Many people eat a lot of fast food because they don’t know how to make their own meals very well. ¬†And, hey, I eat fast food only once a few months, and I survive.

Find out what healthy foods you like, and add onto that list all the time by trying new healthy things. ¬†Replace fast food with these items, and you’re good to go.

I want people to get what I’m talking about, so you might watch these shows:

Super-size Me

Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution

I really enjoyed them, and they teach you a lot about healthy eating (The Food Revolution), and what eating badly does to you (Super-size me). ¬†There are a few parts in Super-size me an adult should probably skip through if you’re a kid, like a scene showing liposuction surgery in progress.

I hope this post did something.¬† I hope you’ll watch the shows.


True Perfection

I believe this picture has a deep meaning, as if I created it for a real reason.

Now, you may find yourself wondering; “what could have such a meaning that was created by a 12-year-old?”, well, you will soon find out.

This picture, I believe, has a deep, deep connection to life itself and all around it.  I feel as if all things in existence could be found inside this image.

The meaning of this is unknown to myself and probably the whole of mankind.

It is as if a truly inspired and amazing idea found its way into my mind and expressed itself in the form of a true work of art.

Could this photo be the physical representation of the world’s life-giving aura?

Or even of the universe itself?

We may never know, but I assume that all who view it will be inspired, truly stunned with awe.

You can look into the image of amazement, and see yourself and the world looking back.

Far, far away, where objects of true perfection are stored, you will see this among the universe’s greatest creations.

You may now view this perfect thing, and all will envy you, for it is what the world has been waiting to see for millenniums.

Now, the amazing form of true awesomeness:


Ha! Gotcha!



Fake Ads

These are some fake advertisements I made on Photoshop:





If you practice, you can make stuff better than these. (If you already can, well, that’s my point. You must’ve practiced a lot.)

See you soon! I hope you like the ads!